Every time one of our more sextastic celebrities heads down to Rio on
vacation, my first instinct is to become very jealous. I really want to
be in Brazil for a little rest and relaxation. My second instinct is to
try and see those celebrities nekkid, or, in the least, in their little
bikinis soaking up the sun along Brazil's more famous coastline.
Such is the case with petite hottie
Eva Longoria,
who despite our wish that she would generally shut up about more things
on social media, we still find to be one of the hottest most eligible
bachelorettes on the planet, even un-made up, in her bikini, down Rio
way, we can imagine taking her into our heart, if not our pants.
Yes, we're jealous of Eva for laying out in the sun in the world's
hot body capital, but we think we have an idea on how to make the rest
of the world jealous of just the two of us, and it involves strawberry
jam and testing Eva for fruit allergies all over.
Enjoy.
