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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures

Every time one of our more sextastic celebrities heads down to Rio on vacation, my first instinct is to become very jealous. I really want to be in Brazil for a little rest and relaxation. My second instinct is to try and see those celebrities nekkid, or, in the least, in their little bikinis soaking up the sun along Brazil's more famous coastline.



Such is the case with petite hottie Eva Longoria, who despite our wish that she would generally shut up about more things on social media, we still find to be one of the hottest most eligible bachelorettes on the planet, even un-made up, in her bikini, down Rio way, we can imagine taking her into our heart, if not our pants.
Yes, we're jealous of Eva for laying out in the sun in the world's hot body capital, but we think we have an idea on how to make the rest of the world jealous of just the two of us, and it involves strawberry jam and testing Eva for fruit allergies all over. Enjoy.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Molly Sims Bikini Pictures Show ....

Well, one of our very most favorite Sports Illustrated swimsuit models and all around hottie, Molly Sims, did done and got hitched (to Your Highness producer Hollywood type, Scott Stuber, lucky bastard), but she didn't leave her large following of drooling oglers behind empty-handed, as it were, showing off her world-class bikini body on her honeymoon on Maui, where she's probably having lots of what the kids like to call 'dirty rotten sex' with her new husband, and generally making me green with the kind of jealousy Cain felt for Abel, or Khloe Kardashian for any one of her many sisters.
Oh, Molly, we can only hope your happy now. And using your cell phone camera to document your honeymoon. Enjoy.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Lady Gaga Is Lady Nekkid and Bound in Vogue Japan Bondage Outtake

In case you just can't get enough of Lady Gaga bound and nekkid in outtakes from her infamous Nobuyoshi Araki photoshoot for Vogue Japan in her gittin' famous days, well, here's another you've probably not seen before. Somebody did take the fuzzy eraser bit to her fuzzy eraser it seems, but if you love Gaga tied and unclothed, this is probably a must for your private dark room photo collection.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Taylor Momsen Barely Legal!

Well, girl, you've been holding onto your demure charms long enough, now you're eighteen and it's time to unbound yourself from the conservative shackles you cling to so dearly, and blossom into the woman we all know exists somewhere behind that wall of innocence.
Happy Birthday, Taylor Momsen.